1 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:17,058 I need you to find my husband, Detective Cheeks. 2 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,854 I'm afraid he fell in an ambush. 3 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:24,190 She's lying. She killed him for his life insurance. 4 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,651 My family was good in noticing a lie 5 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,696 because we were excellent liars. 6 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,116 If it's Louis, say I'm under arrest at the Statue of Liberty. 7 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,326 My father lied to avoid his brother, Louis, 8 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,911 who was visiting the city. 9 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,289 Uncle Louis I was always coming out on top. 10 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:41,583 And the sound quality it's much better 11 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,042 than a cassette tape! 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,838 I know. Look at my CD player. 13 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:50,342 The sound system was 14 thousand, but they gave the car away for free! 14 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,678 Hello? 15 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,930 Hi Louis. Julius isn't there. 16 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,225 You bought a new house. 17 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,103 He will be so happy when you know! 18 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:05,815 Lying was our second language, We were fluent in "Lorotês", 19 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:09,819 but at least everyone had someone who always spoke the truth. 20 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,196 Drew had my mom. 21 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:13,908 - Don't wear blue, your skin is fair. - Thanks. 22 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,868 My mom had Drew. 23 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,787 Mom, this is disgusting. 24 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:19,371 Thanks. 25 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,457 And I had Tonya. 26 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:25,043 I believe. It's looking like a rejected Ninja Turtle. 27 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:26,796 I didn't want to, but I had to. 28 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:28,964 No, I don't look like it. 29 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,509 "Holy turtle!" 30 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,803 There, "Leo-nerd". 31 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,934 My father hated it when his brother I was in town, 32 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:43,145 because he could appear at any time. 33 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,689 It's Louis! Scatter, disperse, disperse! 34 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,235 Hi, Doc. 35 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,363 Sorry to come in like this, but no one answered the phone. 36 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,866 It's not working, I don't know why. 37 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,828 Drew, I'm going to need you at the store on Saturday. 38 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,496 I want to pay tribute for Jackie Robinson 39 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,206 and I need it to be there. 40 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,667 Jackie Robinson? 41 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,380 - What's wrong with him? - I didn't know you were such a fan. 42 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:11,798 There we go. 43 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,383 Broke the color barrier in baseball, 44 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:15,343 helped the Dodgers to win the World Series, 45 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:19,389 and lived in a duplex at the end of the street where could I have left 42 flowers 46 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,974 on his birthday every year. 47 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,767 Bought flowers for a ghost? 48 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,936 So I need to die for you to give me a bouquet? 49 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:29,274 Well, I'm going to do a promotion of Jackie Robinson in the store 50 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,900 to celebrate the number 42: 51 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,736 buy 41 items and the 42nd is free. 52 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,446 Why will you need me? 53 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,992 Because Jackie picked you up when you were a baby! Do not you remember? 54 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,705 No. I don't remember anything from when I was a baby. 55 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,749 My God! I have amnesia! 56 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,125 Who am I? 57 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,919 I will never forget. 58 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,630 The day: Cloudy. 59 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,924 I could feel the rain coming. 60 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:58,386 The clouds were heavy, but the crowd was even bigger. 61 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,555 The sun bathed Drew in its light. 62 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:03,434 And Jackie picked him up, blessing him. 63 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,561 "The boy who was picked up"! 64 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,397 The crowd went "uh." 65 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,276 - Did they say "ah"? - No, just "uh". 66 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:16,738 Drew, I want you to tell your story with Jackie Robinson on Saturday. 67 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:19,616 - You will be the main event. - The main event. 68 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,118 It was my father's chance to go out on top of his brother 69 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,453 who always came out on top. 70 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:25,039 I need to call Louis. 71 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,542 Since I met her at Tasha's church, 72 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,837 I used to make out without stopping with... 73 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,296 Amy? 74 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,298 No. I didn't even know her name! 75 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,592 We were very busy using language 76 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,095 to do something else who wouldn't talk. 77 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:41,931 So... 78 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,017 - Do you like music? - I adore! 79 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,353 Do you listen to Big Daddy Kane? 80 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,437 I prefer country, 81 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:53,983 Why country singers don't talk harm to women, nor to horses. 82 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,069 Horses? 83 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:58,613 So, what do you watch on TV? 84 00:03:58,614 --> 00:03:59,906 The Enchantress! 85 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,824 - Have you watched it yet? - No. 86 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,370 - You said you liked comedy. - I like. I like Eddie Murphy. 87 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:07,830 Are you talking about Eddie Monstro? 88 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,332 I'm not. 89 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,917 What can I bring you? 90 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,128 Let's start with the soup of New England clams. 91 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,882 I only eat the clam chowder of old England. 92 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,217 I'll let you choose. 93 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:22,637 Jackie Robinson had arrived to second base hundreds of times, 94 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,807 and I wouldn't make it even once. 95 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,022 I'm going to see if my afro is done. 96 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,692 What are you doing? 97 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,402 I'm trying to find the photo 98 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:40,238 the day I came "the boy who was picked up". 99 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,699 Forget the photo! You have to practice your speech! 100 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,575 I'm going to invite Uncle Louis, 101 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,870 This has to be the best speech that your uncle has ever heard! 102 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,081 Cool, cool, so no pressure. 103 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,416 With pressure! 104 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,960 I'm here to put pressure on you! 105 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,463 Okay, I'll try, but I don't know anything about that day. 106 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,425 So search! Go to the library! 107 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,469 It's about to close, I don't arrive in time. 108 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,179 Unless I take a taxi. 109 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:11,728 We are digging four score and seven years ago. 110 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,063 I shouldn't have left England! 111 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,817 Don't give up! We will achieve it together! 112 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,239 See you later, suckers! 113 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,867 Tell my slaves that I love them. 114 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,368 He is well. 115 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,620 In hand. 116 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:33,042 Drug! Those ten dollars were ten dollars! 117 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:36,669 Greg? 118 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,463 What do you think you're doing? 119 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,590 I can't let you ruin our relationship. 120 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,091 - "Our"? - Yeah, ours. 121 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,969 Best friends live by each other's experiences. 122 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:48,181 That's why I'm here, a victory for you is a victory for me. 123 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,391 And you are losing. 124 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,561 It's not my fault, me and "I don't know what her name is" 125 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,979 we have nothing in common. 126 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:58,816 So lie! The sincerity It doesn't bring any happiness. 127 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:02,361 It is very wrong to lie for a girl just to get along. 128 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,238 Do you want to get to second base or not? 129 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,240 Of course I want to, Greg, Don't you know me? 130 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,534 So bring it on, player. 131 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,497 He is well! But promise never again He's going to talk with that pimp voice. 132 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,582 He is well. 133 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:18,336 Mom, I was in the library and I was confused by one thing. 134 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,922 Did you go to the library? On a Friday night? 135 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,424 Boy, don't lie to me. 136 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,510 Are you using drugs? 137 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,888 No. Look at this photo I found the day Jackie picked me up. 138 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,140 It's hard to identify my face. 139 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,392 The newspapers They don't know how to photograph black people. 140 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,728 Lucky for you not to be just a photo of your teeth. 141 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,231 Okay, time to sleep. 142 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,940 Why do I wear a dress? 143 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,817 In the 70s boys wore dresses. 144 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,569 - The hair doesn't look like mine. - It rained, your hair curled. 145 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,780 But you said I felt the rain coming. 146 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,407 - And she arrived. - But you said... 147 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,247 You know, while I was shaping for my afro, 148 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,790 I ended up remembering. 149 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:59,252 I think I watched The Sorceress yes, and I loved it. 150 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,838 So it is! It's so cool, isn't it? 151 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,007 The only way to improve would be if Monster Eddie showed up. 152 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,051 I thought the same thing! 153 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,138 And what is that name, Big Daddy Kane, is he or isn't he? 154 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,932 He should have been rapping on being an amazing father 155 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,560 for his children. 156 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,522 That's really cool, Chris. 157 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,608 Yeah, Red Lobster is great, Save room for dessert. 158 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,903 Chris, I want to be dessert. 159 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,492 I had finally arrived to second base 160 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,579 and it was all thanks to Greg. 161 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,622 Maybe I should listen to you more often. 162 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,624 Is she already in ours? 163 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,792 Let it go! 164 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,836 I will remember this night forever! 165 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:45,632 Me too. Finally I found it Darrin to my Samantha. 166 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:46,925 As? 167 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,385 From The Sorceress. 168 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:52,513 I know. I meant, How can the series be so good! 169 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,807 And now we can watch together every day! 170 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,018 And do you know what comes next? 171 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,979 Do you touch my breasts? 172 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,649 You will meet my family! This is the beginning of our life together! 173 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,610 I just wanted to get to second base, 174 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,946 but she wanted to break my game! 175 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,909 Did you catch them both? At the same time? 176 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,995 Did you lift them? What was underneath? 177 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,370 Sweat. 178 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,122 But it doesn't matter, there's a problem. 179 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,751 What problem? She is literally into us! 180 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,836 "Our"? No, no, she's into me. 181 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,715 And even too much! She thinks it's dating, because you made me lie to her! 182 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,759 She let you touch her breasts. 183 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,719 The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 184 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,680 didn't do the march for you waste that freedom, Chris. 185 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,099 White people uses Martin Luther King's name 186 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,685 like a drunk trying to put the tail on the donkey. 187 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,189 She wants to introduce me to the family. 188 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,357 Dude, you need to break up with her. 189 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,360 I don't even believe it, but you're right again! 190 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,988 I need to finish with... What is her name? 191 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,782 Chris! 192 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,284 My God, she's here. 193 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,119 Hey love! 194 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,788 I know that we was together just now, 195 00:08:58,789 --> 00:08:59,915 but I missed it. 196 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,916 I felt it too. 197 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,627 I really want you to skate with my family tomorrow! 198 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,296 As for that... 199 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:07,880 We need to talk. 200 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,508 Wait, are you serious? 201 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,052 I love that you love to talk. 202 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:17,056 I'm tired of suffering for the assholes who just want to get me! 203 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,892 I'm glad you're different, Chris. 204 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,061 So what did you want to talk about? 205 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,565 About how good country music is! 206 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,067 Liar! 207 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,238 I need to talk to Drew, where is he? 208 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,282 Who cares? No talking, I'm cleaning! 209 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,158 You called Louis here. 210 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,619 It wouldn't be for the day by Jackie Robinson, would it be? 211 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,664 Is it today? 212 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,666 I smell your falsehood. 213 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,251 There is no falsehood. 214 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,044 Want to rub it in your brother's face 215 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,922 that Jackie Robinson He picked up his son. 216 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,508 He's going to look like an ass! 217 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,844 That's exactly what I thought. 218 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,722 Louis always gets things done be about him, 219 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,766 but today, they are finally about me. 220 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,393 What? Today is about your son! 221 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,395 Which is an extension of me! 222 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,189 I did it from me! 223 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,400 No kidding, he's here! 224 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,528 Louis! But how good it is to see you! 225 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,281 I received your message on my answering machine. 226 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,575 Did you know that my answering machine 227 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,745 receive messages from anywhere in the world? 228 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,789 Our! Your answering machine looks amazing! 229 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,000 I'm glad you're telling me about her! 230 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,084 Let's go in! 231 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,378 Hi Louis! How long! 232 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,671 Maybe I'm crazy, 233 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,007 but I thought Julius was avoiding me. 234 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,092 Me, avoiding my own brother? 235 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,136 The answering machine must have failed, 236 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,222 because you didn't understand the message! 237 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,392 We have fun. 238 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:45,103 Since I couldn't finish with Alicia... 239 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,812 No, it's not that name. 240 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,983 I asked myself if life with her would be so bad. 241 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,528 My God, she did it again! 242 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,198 I like that too. 243 00:10:57,199 --> 00:11:00,368 Let's see the new stand-up special by Eddie Monstro! 244 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,496 Did you mean Eddie Murphy? 245 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,206 No, I'm talking about Eddie Monstro. 246 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,543 And then, this vampire son of a... was... 247 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,754 Why are you stopping looking like an idiot? 248 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,798 - I have a problem. - Of course it is. 249 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,425 He doesn't know how to cook or sing, not run, 250 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,136 doesn't know how to do any dance, you achieve nothing, 251 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,429 can't even try, 252 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,765 always cries watching In Search of the Enchanted Valley. 253 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,517 Tonya, I need a favor. 254 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:28,270 Well, well, well. So this is you when you're at rock bottom. 255 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,981 Say everything you said, but for my girlfriend. 256 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,858 Then she breaks up with me, 257 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,735 and I won't be the villain of the story. 258 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,780 Do you want me to help you telling the truth, 259 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,532 that you suck at everything? 260 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,575 Yes! How much will it cost me? 261 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,370 Five dollars, and that El Debarge fall in love with me. 262 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,580 I give you ten dollars and a tape from El Debarge. 263 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,166 Done. You don't even know how to negotiate. 264 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,627 I would have done it for free. 265 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,009 Julius forgot to pay the color account again? 266 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,094 Hello, mom. 267 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,847 If that's really your name. 268 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,224 It is not. Do you know that this It's not my name, is it? 269 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,352 I didn't know. But that's not it that we are talking about. 270 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,771 Who's playing jazz? 271 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,525 I had a morning very interesting, mom. 272 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:18,155 The day, cloudy, I could feel the rain coming. 273 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,992 The clouds were heavy, but the crowd was even bigger. 274 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,623 The sun bathed Drew in its light 275 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,626 and Jackie picked him up, blessing him. 276 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,879 "The boy who was picked up"! 277 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,800 Everyone I spoke to told the same story. 278 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,969 In exactly the same way. 279 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,638 Of course, they were there. 280 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,474 The funny thing here, mom, 281 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,684 is that none of these people it was there. 282 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:53,481 They heard this story from you, which can only mean one thing. 283 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:57,319 I'm not "the boy who was picked up". 284 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,486 Beauty! 285 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,490 "The boy who was picked up" it was a girl named Shante. 286 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:06,035 Like a sincere mother like you Did you get caught up in a lie like that? 287 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:06,994 Drew, listen. 288 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,413 You were the only person who I trusted! 289 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,415 Is my name really Drew? 290 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,043 Technically, it's Andrew. 291 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,179 Chris! 292 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,097 How good it is to meet you! 293 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,266 I'm glad you brought Tonya along. 294 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,729 My only question is: Where is Tonya separately? 295 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,773 Creed. 296 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,900 Chris while dating my princess... 297 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,527 The father forgot her name too. 298 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,862 you will see both What we value most: 299 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,447 family and sincerity. 300 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,407 So her favorite movie is Pinocchio. 301 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,661 Daddy, Chris told me which is his favorite movie too. 302 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,787 Isn't that right, Chris? 303 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,122 Yes, but only until you leave a Bewitched film. 304 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,250 I was going to die! 305 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,669 That would be my Godfather! 306 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,963 He speaks. Speak now! 307 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,173 I want to tell you something. 308 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,927 El Debarge! 309 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,846 Tonya? Were you going to say something? 310 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,307 No! It's not El Debarge! 311 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,143 Why do I think all the songs Are they from El Debarge? 312 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,895 Is this what love is? 313 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,190 Why does love hurt so much? 314 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:18,858 I love it. 315 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,859 Do you like El Debarge? 316 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,445 My cousin's husband sold him an aquarium, 317 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,198 we always visit him in the dressing room. 318 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,784 But you can come back to what you were saying. 319 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,328 We take you next time he comes, 320 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,372 Bargezinho will love you! 321 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,332 Chris is the best brother in the world 322 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,209 and you will have a great life together! 323 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,253 No! I'm terrible! Tell her! 324 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,005 And he is so modest! 325 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,881 He cooks, he sings, 326 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,009 he sees In Search of the Enchanted Valley without crying. 327 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,052 He is a stronger man than me. 328 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,178 Chris is perfect. 329 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:52,225 I'm so happy for you, and for us, for being a family. 330 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,770 When is the next show from El Debarge? 331 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,690 I can't believe you screwed me by a light-skinned guy. 332 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,234 I believe. She didn't come to see me present the Oscar 333 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,404 because you preferred to watch to a basketball game. 334 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,990 We had a deal! 335 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,035 Your future mother-in-law offered a better one. 336 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,871 Family conga! 337 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,667 We feel the same way about you your sister feels, Chris! 338 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:22,379 AND! We will never leave you go away. No, sir! 339 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,841 Okay, Chris, your turn to be at the front. 340 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,720 - Damn! - I can't do that. 341 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,764 Can I talk to you real quick? 342 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,058 I wasn't honest with you. 343 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,893 Don't you like the conga? 344 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,561 No, actually, I like it, yes. 345 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,773 But I lied to you about various things. 346 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,734 I didn't listen your country music tape. 347 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,943 I recorded over 2 Live Crew. 348 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,154 And I already had my growth spurt, 349 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,031 I won't get taller than that. 350 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,949 I think Pinocchio is bizarre. 351 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,118 Why Geppetto Did you want to raise a little boy? 352 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,370 What madness is this? 353 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,997 And The Witch is abominable! 354 00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,501 I hated being the villain in the story, but at least I was free. 355 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,211 I'm sorry for lying. 356 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,464 No, I'm sorry for doing you lie to impress me. 357 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,092 No boy liked me to the point of being sincere. 358 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,678 - What? - We don't have to agree with everything. 359 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,222 This is the seasoning of the relationship. 360 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,474 So you don't want to break up with me? 361 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,602 Not even. I feel closer than ever. 362 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:22,357 In fact, tonight I want... 363 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,028 The truth was about to set free my virginity! 364 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,492 Julius, that was great, but I need to bite the mule. 365 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,702 You just arrived! 366 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,121 I have one day full of appointments tomorrow. 367 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,541 But I do it with my back foot. 368 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,420 Chiropractor joke! Very good! 369 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,505 Why don't we take it a snack to go? 370 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,673 I'm not hungry. 371 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,926 What it is! They are running a promotion at the corner store. 372 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,637 I hate promotions, the stores are crowded. 373 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,681 I like to pay more than retail price, 374 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,351 - because so... - Come to the damn store with me! 375 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,103 He is well. 376 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,607 Drew? 377 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,192 It's actually "Andrew." 378 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,487 Let me guess, will you tell me who lied because he loves me, right? 379 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:14,283 Drew, that lie wasn't about you, It was for your father. 380 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,909 He drove like crazy 381 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,995 trying to reach to see Jackie Robinson 382 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,164 between jobs. 383 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,126 I won't make it in time! 384 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,924 It was my only chance to see Jackie. 385 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,969 I know you didn't make it meet your hero, 386 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,680 But guess who made it? 387 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,015 Your father tried so hard, 388 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,227 I wish he had this victory. So, I lied. 389 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,772 My hero held my son! 390 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:48,025 I am the man who picked up "the boy who was picked up" 391 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,818 by Jackie Robinson! 392 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,903 AND! And guess what? 393 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,988 "The boy who was picked up" pooped, 394 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,033 then you will have the honor to change this baby. 395 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,744 But you lied to me and for dad. 396 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,872 - Don't you feel bad about that? - I lie to all of you! 397 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,583 That's what being a good wife means and good mother. 398 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,711 But I thought you were who always tells me the truth. 399 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,713 Drew, I will never lie to hurt you, 400 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,423 but I will lie to protect you. 401 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,301 That's what we do by someone you love. 402 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,094 That's what you do. 403 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,390 JACKIE ROBINSON DAY 404 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,392 THE COLOR BARRIER 405 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,563 Welcome to Jackie Robinson Day at Doc's corner store! 406 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,232 He broke the color barrier 407 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,734 and I will break the price barrier! 408 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,945 My goodness, what is happening? 409 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,114 It looks like they are paying homage Jackie. 410 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,950 I forgot! 411 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,409 Drew is going to give a speech here! 412 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,538 Glad you suggested it for us to come to the store. 413 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,498 Main event time! 414 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,127 Please receive "the boy who was picked up"! 415 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,965 - Drew! Drew! - Drew! Drew! 416 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,049 Hi. 417 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,968 I'm here to tell the truth 418 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,012 about the day where Jackie Robinson came. 419 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,310 The day is cloudy. 420 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,980 I could feel the rain coming. 421 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,315 The clouds were heavy, but the crowd was even bigger. 422 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,234 The sun bathed me in its light 423 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:16,030 and Jackie Robinson picked me up. 424 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,699 - That's it, Drew! - We are proud! 425 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,368 That's it, Drew! 426 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,119 What an incredible story! 427 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,872 That's my boy! My boy! 428 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,875 It must be nice to be the father of the "boy who was picked up". 429 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,627 - You made it from you. - I did. 430 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,712 Wow, Louis! 431 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,798 This seems like a one-time event, that only happens once in a lifetime, 432 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,843 and that you would have liked to experience, right? 433 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,723 I don't think there is something that would overcome that. 434 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,186 Who wants a free medical massage? 435 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,439 They call me Robeco Robinson! 436 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,191 Doctor Robe Robinson! 437 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,068 Nobody! How weird! 438 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,112 My father won twice that day, 439 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,655 got on top of his brother 440 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:02,577 and saved 42 cents in a bottle of Jackie's syrup. 441 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,872 Mommy is so proud! But that blue shirt of yours is ridiculous! 442 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,249 Thanks! You look tired. 443 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,753 Don't forget, It's okay to lie sometimes. 444 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,339 I'm so happy for bringing me here, Chris. 445 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,799 Me too... 446 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,551 Girl. 447 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,637 And today is going to be amazing. 448 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,388 I'm so happy that was sincere. 449 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,932 In fact, me too. 450 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,059 As long as we are sincere with each other, 451 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,561 we can overcome anything. 452 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,229 He is well. 453 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,522 So... 454 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,692 I don't know your name. 455 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,277 What? 456 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,154 - Crazy, isn't it? - But you met my family. 457 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,075 And they didn't call you by name not once! 458 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,659 It was very crazy. 459 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,244 I let you touch my breasts. 460 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,290 And I didn't want to go any further without telling you the truth. 461 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,333 Wow, what a good feeling. 462 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,211 AND? And this feeling here? 463 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,799 Oh my God, man! 464 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,093 She touched our balls!